Ordinary Average Guy
written: J. Walsh
I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys
We all lead ordinary average lives
With average kids, and average wives
We all go bowlin' at the bowlin' lanes
Drink a few beers, bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
And every Saturday, we work in the yard
Pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a Chrysler
I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
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